Oh, Dios Mio!

Oh, Dios Mio
by Doug Benson
6/9/14


(G7) C
Oh, Dios mío!
G G7 C
Mis testículos son muy grandes.
C G G7 C - C7
Como planetas, orbitando mi pene gigante.
C7 F
Ay, Dios mío!
Fm
Cristo me ayuda!
C Am D7 G C7
Estas bolas no caben en los pantalones.

C7 F
Oh, Dios mío!
Fm
Piñatas de carne!
Fm C G-G7 C - Am
Si no te gustan, besa mis nalgas.


BRIDGE
Bm7 Em Bm7
Chupa mis huevos
Bm7 Em Bm7
Contempla mis bolas
Bm7 Am D7
Lamer mis cojones,
D7 G Bm7
Con Salsa Picante

INSTRUMENTAL
Em Bm7 (“Aye-Aye-Aye”)
Em Bm7 (“Oy-Ya-Ya”)
Am D7 (“Oy Vey”)
G G7 (“Aaahhhhh”)

G7 F
Oh, Dios mío!
Fm
Ay, Dios mío!
Fm C G-G7 C - C7
Si no te gustan, besa mis nalgas.
C7 F
Oh, Dios mío!
Fm
Ay, Dios mío!
Fm C G-G7 C - F - C
Si no te gustan, besa mis nalgas.







Translation:
(G7) C
Oh my god!
G G7 C
My testicles are very large.
C G G7 C - C7
Like planets, orbiting my gigantic penis.
C7 F
Oh my God!
Fm
Jesus help me!
C Am D7 G C7
These balls won't fit in my pants.
C7 F
Oh my god!
Fm
Piñatas of meat!
Fm C G-G7 C - Am
If you don't like them, kiss my butt cheeks.

Bm7 Em Bm7
Suck my balls
Bm7 Em Bm7
Contemplate my balls
Bm7 Am D7
Lick my balls
D7 G Bm7
Please, Miss
C7 F
Oh my god!
Fm
Oh my god!
Fm C G-G7 C - F - C
If you don't like them, kiss my butt cheeks.